Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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