Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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