I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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