K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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