Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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