Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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