chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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