You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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