She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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