O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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