Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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