Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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