I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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