I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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