I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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