I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just found a bag of teeth...
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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