meet me or not, i'm out of control
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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