I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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