just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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