she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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