U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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