super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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