How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
