Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just forgot I was standing up.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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