Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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