could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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