I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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