He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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