I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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