I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
false alarm, still single
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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