How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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