Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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