Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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