Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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