yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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