Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Randomize
