what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
