i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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