yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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