Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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