Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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