imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
