I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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