i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
