I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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