what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How does it feel to date your dad?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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