My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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