After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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