You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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