i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dear god my vagina.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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