I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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