Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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