Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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