i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
