He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
