Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
