thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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